wendyandmarvin:

exactly two (2) things on earth that nathan explosion can do with any degree of competence

  1. death metal
  2. parenting
mytravelmind:

Yemeni jambiya - men typically above the age of 14 wear it as an accessory to their clothing. 

mytravelmind:

Yemeni jambiya - men typically above the age of 14 wear it as an accessory to their clothing. 

i-heart-hawkguy:

batwynn:

theyretakingthetardistolesamis:

doodledinmypants:

darknephilim:


FUCK EVERY TIME I SEE THIS GIF I JUST LOSE IT


W-WAIT
IS THAT
… COULSON?!

Yeah, and he’s actually voiced by Clark Gregg
as in, the actual movie!Coulson
not even joking

Why is Spider-Man taking off Coulson’s clothes in the first place? What was he hoping for?

It’s back

i-heart-hawkguy:

batwynn:

theyretakingthetardistolesamis:

doodledinmypants:

darknephilim:

FUCK EVERY TIME I SEE THIS GIF I JUST LOSE IT

W-WAIT

IS THAT

COULSON?!

Yeah, and he’s actually voiced by Clark Gregg

as in, the actual movie!Coulson

not even joking

Why is Spider-Man taking off Coulson’s clothes in the first place?
What was he hoping for?

It’s back

wolverxne:

Photographer Chi Nao captured these photographs of an adorable Red Fox sleeping at the Zao Fox Village near Shiroishi in Japan.

sigsauer-ist:

30roundrevolution:

sexecutive-outcums:

sapper-in-the-wire:

my-big-fat-greek-anus:

this is what mormons actually believe

I’m gonna go order this

I want a copy of this so fucking bad


Highlights include:Irish commandos introduced LSD into the water supplies of much of Britain. Under the influence of the drug, the Prime Minister and Parliament ordered the use of nuclear weapons against Ireland and her allies, South Africa and China. Texas declared independence from the United States as the Second Republic of Texas; due to Texas’ large oil reserves and refineries its recovery was an important strategic objective. During negotiations in Oklahoma City, the President of the US is kidnapped by Texas Rangers and held captive in Texas, while the US languished under the heavy-handed but ineffective leadership of the Vice President. War between the two nations continues.Israeli mercenaries are fighting for the United States government, promised land for their efforts. Their are powered by nuclear reactors and armed with Gatling lasers. bands of Indians with the Volkswagen logo painted on their chestsCoca-Cola is no longer manufactured in the United States but now imported from Israel.

that’s fucking rad

sigsauer-ist:

30roundrevolution:

sexecutive-outcums:

sapper-in-the-wire:

my-big-fat-greek-anus:

this is what mormons actually believe

I’m gonna go order this

I want a copy of this so fucking bad

Highlights include:
Irish commandos introduced LSD into the water supplies of much of Britain. Under the influence of the drug, the Prime Minister and Parliament ordered the use of nuclear weapons against Ireland and her allies, South Africa and China.

Texas declared independence from the United States as the Second Republic of Texas; due to Texas’ large oil reserves and refineries its recovery was an important strategic objective. During negotiations in Oklahoma City, the President of the US is kidnapped by Texas Rangers and held captive in Texas, while the US languished under the heavy-handed but ineffective leadership of the Vice President. War between the two nations continues.

Israeli mercenaries are fighting for the United States government, promised land for their efforts. Their are powered by nuclear reactors and armed with Gatling lasers.

bands of Indians with the Volkswagen logo painted on their chests

Coca-Cola is no longer manufactured in the United States but now imported from Israel.

that’s fucking rad

gatomuxaxo:

"It’s a metapod, see"

gatomuxaxo:

"It’s a metapod, see"

thatwasuzi:

sexecutive-outcums:

chuwashere:

cheekysocialhermit:

supernaturalthreesome:

I can’t believe that it’s allowable to have such a RACIST and CONDESCENDING news report. I already knew CNN was a joke and never liked their reporting but this really is disgusting. I’ve been living in New Zealand for 5 years now, the Maori culture here is pervasive, rich and beautiful and this whole report ignores that, pokes fun at it and is highly disrespectful. 

Please sign the petition for CNN to issue a formal apology. 

THIS is most definitely not ok! 

Get fucked CNN

You gotta love the Maori.

Fuck you CNN, and fuck this racist bullshit.

"They’re different than me ahahahha aren’t they funny?"

No wonder people don’t watch you anymore CNN. Fuck you.

darkknightguardianofgotham:

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.

darkknightguardianofgotham:

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.

he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.

he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.

and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.

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